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The alarm clock went off and Edward Elric rolled over in bed.  He would’ve liked to just shut it off and go back to sleep until noon, wake up fully rested and get a big brunch to stuff his face with.  That would be paradise, but it wasn’t his life. No, Edward Elric led a much different life. “Come on, Ed, get up!  You have a stable to clean out before sunrise.  Get moving.” Ed groaned and shoved a pillow over his head in a vain attempt to drown out the voices. “Leave me alone,” he moaned. He heard a laugh. “No can do, buddy.  We have to get up and so do you!” The pillow was forcibly pulle